Urgent: I need a loan for a safe investment (bitcoin)

I'm a bitcoin trader who wants to invest more money on a popular trading online platform. After the third halving, btc is now beginning to go up, and it will go to record heights from now to 2021. It's certain. Simply, I buy now: after 1year I sell & I give you back your money+good interests. Done. Easy. No risk. Max.honesty offered. And required.